Here are a few of my gems this week:
*I don't care who did it,I need to know if the baby ate any of the gel out of the mousepad!
*Lily, please don't poop on the toybox again!
*Cat poop is not the same as playdoh, put it back!
*Yes, I heard you, I'm just not available right now, please leave a message at the beep-Beeeep.
*Oh my...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little, did you just eat your sister's booger?
*No, I don't think God would like to know that you hit each other all the time.
*How did your sister get this bruise on her butt? - No answer from them- funny how it looks like this star shaped toy you have in your hand...
*No, you can't get a tattoo for your birthday, you'll only be 7.
*No, you have to sit in a carseat until you are 8 years old and at least 80lbs, I don't care that your friends aren't sitting in them, it's the law, and I'm not going to jail.
*Yes, I'm sure it's the law.
*Because I read it in a book, because I'm very smart, 22 years older than you, and I can read.
*Fine then, I won't be your friend either, I will continue to be your Mother and keep you safe, protected, fed, and alive.
*Yes Ruthie, some day you will have boobies too.
*Lily, stop standing on that stool, you're going to fall and bust your teeth out.
*No, I'm certain your sister would not like you to punch all her teeth out.